Palm Springs Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Ways Sarah Palin Will Help With the Recession

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Here is Palm Springs Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Keep a vigilant eye out for Putin entering Alaskan airspace dropping recession bombs.
 
2. Go shopping at Neiman Marcus for accessories.
 
3. Offer her unique knowledge to Barack Obama.
 
4. Get rid of those democrat turkeys.
 
5. Take over Fox News.
  [...]

Palm Desert Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palin Signs Youâ??re not Dealing With Mavericks

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Here is Palm Desert Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1.They donâ??t know you can substitute a moose for a reindeer.
 
2. They donâ??t say “You Betcha” all the time.
 
3. They donâ??t know that the countries in NAFTA are interchangeable.
 
4. They donâ??t know you can substitute a continent for a country. [...]

Indio Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Things That Have Always Confused Sarah Palin

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Here is Indio Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Just what is the difference between a moose and a reindeer?
 
2. Why itâ??s so friggin cold in Alaska.
 
3. Why there isnâ??t a Neiman Marcus in Alaska, at least that I ever saw.
 
4. Whatâ??s this internet thing about.
 
5. Whatâ??s [...]

La Quinta Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Things That Sarah Palin Would Change About the Constitution

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Here is La Quinta Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1.The Vice President is in charge of the Senate.
 
2. The President must be a woman.
 
3. No more interviews of politicians.
 
4. The democratic party is outlawed.
 
5. Only one news channel – Fox News.
 
6. Any more fake calls [...]

Rancho Mirage Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Things Sarah Palin Doesnâ??t Recommend for People Who Run for Office

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Here is Rancho Mirage Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Running for office with anyone over seventy as your running mate.
 
2. Running against anyone smarter than you.
 
3. Running for office unless you know the names of a few newspapers.
 
4. Running for office unless youâ??ve actually traveled to other countries [...]

Indian Wells Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palin Things in Hockey That are Similar to Running for President

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Here is Indian Wells Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. You either get to meet the President if you win or you become the President.
 
2. You can wield a big stick in either job.
 
3. There is always someone hoping you slip up.
 
4. Lots of turkeys everywhere you look.
  [...]

Coachella Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palinâ??s Worst Blunders

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Here is Coachella Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Forgetting to wait until thereâ??s a sale on at Neiman Marcus.
 
2. Always wearing your hair in a bee hive.
 
3. Thinking Joe the Plumber and the First Dude would be best buddies.
 
4. Not paying attention in geography in grade school.
  [...]

Cathedral City Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palin Advice Tips for Businesses

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Here is Cathedral City Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Shop at Neiman Marcus.
 
2. Wear your hair in a bee hive.
 
3. If youâ??re doing well, cite the business polls. If youâ??re not, ignore the business polls.
 
4. Say, “you betcha” a lot.
 
5. Fire any troopers who give you [...]

Yucca Valley Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Changes Sarah Palin Would Make in the White House

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Here is Yucca Valley Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Put a Neiman Marcus store in place of the bowling alley.
 
2. Hire a different plumber.
 
3. Move the white house to Anchorage.
 
4. Put up moose heads.
 
5. Equip the secret service with moose hunting guns.
 
6. Refuse to [...]

Twentynine Palms Business Lawyerâ??s Top Ten Changes Sarah Palin Would Change as Commander-in-chief

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Here is Twentynine Palms Business Lawyer Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Give Joe the Plumber a lucrative military contract.
 
2. Donâ??t allow any socialists in the military.
 
3. Give each soldier $150,000 to buy designer uniforms.
 
4. Serve mooseburgers in the mess tents.
 
5. Have the military be more mavericky.
 
6. [...]

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