Palm Springs Business Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palin You Betcha Ways Sheâ??ll Help Deal With the Recession

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Here is Palm Springs Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. You Betcha, sign a $7 million book deal.
 
2. You Betcha, buy another snow mobile or two.
 
3. You Betcha, buy seven houses to keep up with McCain.
 
4. You Betcha, take over as a television talk show host as soon as [...]

Palm Desert Business Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palin Ways to Know Youâ??re Dealing With Idiots

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Here is Palm Desert Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Theyâ??re all turkeys.
 
2. They donâ??t read every newspaper.
 
3. They donâ??t know how to shop for bargains.
 
4. They donâ??t know how to put lipstick on a pig.
 
5. They donâ??t know how to blame the liberal media for [...]

Indio Business Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Things That Always Confused Sarah Palin in the Campaign

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Here is Indio Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Why John McCain is so old.
 
2. Why Katie Couric was out to get her.
 
3. Why everyone wouldnâ??t want Joe the Plumber as their best buddy.
 
4. Doesnâ??t the constitution protect politicians from those infernal media types?
 
5. Why everyone [...]

La Quinta Business Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Things That Sarah Palin Would Like Changed in the Constitution

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Here is La Quinta Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. No more free speech for those liberal media types.
 
2. Move the capital from Washington D.C. to Anchorage.
 
3. Free guns for everyone.
 
4. Religion should replace recess in all the schools and economics in all the colleges.
 
5. Drilling [...]

Rancho Mirage Business Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Things Sarah Palin Will Do Differently the Next Time She Runs for Office

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Here is Rancho Mirage Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. No more interviews with Katie Couric unless she agrees to do it from a glacier in Alaska. We have glaciers, right?
 
2. No more of this Vice President stuff. Itâ??s President Palin next time round.
 
3. Next time run for office with [...]

Coachella Valley Business Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palin Reasons Why Anchorage Should be the Nationâ??s Capital

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Here is Coachella Valley Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Closer to home.
 
2. You can keep a closer eye on Putin rearing his head from Russia.
 
3. You canâ??t have a good sled dog race in Washington, D.C.
 
4. John McCain still has those photos youâ??d rather forget.
 
5. [...]

La Quinta Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palin Reasons Why Hockey is Like Running for Office

Monday, July 6th, 2009

1. Sometimes the hockey puck hits you in the face just like one of your interview answers.
2. The media likes to stick it to you too.
3. Thereâ??s a lot of slippery ice in both situations.
4. You have to be mavericky wherever you are.
5. Joe the Plumber comes in handy on the [...]

Indian Wells Business Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palin Reasons Why Hockey is Like Running for Office

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Here is Indian Wells Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Sometimes the hockey puck hits you in the face just like one of your interview answers.
 
2. The media likes to stick it to you too.
 
3. Thereâ??s a lot of slippery ice in both situations.
 
4. You have to be [...]

Coachella Business Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palinâ??s Biggest Mistakes

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Here is Coachella Business Attorney Sebastian Gibsonâ??s Top Ten:
1. Having just too good a time shopping.
 
2. Thinking those clothes items and accessories would be for keeps.
 
3. Running with someone who falls asleep chewing his dinner.
 
4. Not showing the McCain advisers your intelligent side.
 
5. Not studying the [...]

Coachella Attorneyâ??s Top Ten Sarah Palin Business Tips of Advice

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

1. Be mavericky.
2. Hire employees from Alaska.
3. No turkeys.
4. Claim that your competitors are socialists.
5. When in doubt what to say, just keep talking.
6. Never stop campaigning, even after you lose.
7. Claim that your competitors associate with the wrong kind of people.
8. Keep an eye out for Russia. [...]

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